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Trub · Dec 03, 2007, 10:51 PM // 22:51

*hugz*
Hello fellow GW gamers, I present a gift to you all.
(Enjoy, and no choking..

)

The 12 days of Wintersday, [SMS] style:
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On the first day of x-mas, my Guild Lord gave to me:

An ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the second day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the third day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the fourth day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the fifth day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
5 SHINEY PURDIEEEEEEEEEES!
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the sixth day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
6 Wammos mending,
5 SHINEY PURDIEEEEEEEEEEEES!!
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the seventh day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
7 Necr0s cussing,
6 Wammos mending,
5 SHINEY PURDIEEEEEES!!!
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the eighth day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
8 Pugs a running,
7 Necr0s cussing,
6 Wammos mending,
5 SHINEY PURDIEEEEES!!!
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the ninth day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
9 Mesmers prancing..(just..ew)
8 Pugs a running,
7 Necr0s cussing,
6 Wammos mending,
5 SHINEY PURDIEEEES!!!
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the tenth day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
10 Rangers leaping,
9 Mesmers prancing..(Still...just ew)
8 Pugs a running,
7 Necr0s cussing,
6 Wammos mending,
5 SHINEY PURDIEEEEEES!!!
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the eleventh day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
11 Tanks a fluting..(rawr)
10 Rangers leaping,
9 Mesmers prancing...(zomg..kill them..NOW)
8 Pugs a running,
7 Necr0s cussing,
6 Wammos mending,
5 SHINEY PURDIEEEES!!!
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the twelfth day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me:
12 Monks a panting,
11 Tanks a fluting,
10 Rangers leaping,
9 Mesmers..um...heh..they dead....okies.
8 Pugs a running,
7 Necr0s cussing,
6 Wammos mending,
5 SHINEY PURDIEEEES!!!!!!!
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
AND AN ECTO IN A VERY THORNY TREE!!!!!!!

~Trub Luvz BBQ

Rexion · Dec 03, 2007, 10:56 PM // 22:56

this post wins all of Guru

Operative 14 · Dec 03, 2007, 10:58 PM // 22:58

Very nice and Creative!

And yeah... just... ew on the Mesmers.

Shadow Spirit · Dec 03, 2007, 10:59 PM // 22:59

LOL Thanks. That was a nice prezzie!

HayesA · Dec 03, 2007, 11:03 PM // 23:03

lol. classic good old' fun.

jon0592 · Dec 03, 2007, 11:05 PM // 23:05

I'd be happy with 1 or 6

You can't see me · Dec 03, 2007, 11:08 PM // 23:08

I love this. This should be on CD.

dont feel no pain · Dec 03, 2007, 11:15 PM // 23:15

so which group of close guildies is gonna post them doing this on youtube? XD

chowmein69 · Dec 03, 2007, 11:18 PM // 23:18

this thread is win .

Xue Fang · Dec 03, 2007, 11:18 PM // 23:18

I take offense to the word Wammo, please edit your post or I will be forced to report it to ANet and you shall be bant.

electrofish · Dec 03, 2007, 11:25 PM // 23:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xue Fang

I take offense to the word Wammo, please edit your post or I will be forced to report it to ANet and you shall be bant.

I wonder if people would really come up with a "politically correct" word for them

Good job to OP ^^

1 up and 2 down · Dec 03, 2007, 11:31 PM // 23:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulless Warhawk

this thread is win .

QFT!

12characters

I D E L E T E D I · Dec 04, 2007, 12:05 AM // 00:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1 up and 2 down

QFT!

12characters

Just to Quote it again^^

Dec 04, 2007, 12:07 AM // 00:07

On the first day of x-mas, ANet gave to me:

An Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the second day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the third day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the fourth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the fifth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw
On the sixth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the seventh day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the eighth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the ninth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the tenth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the eleventh day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
11 teammates mobbing in AB with me
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the twelfth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me:
12 hundred people looking for party but no monk,
11 teammates mobbing in AB with me
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

Zethron Ahriman · Dec 04, 2007, 12:20 AM // 00:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Newton

On the first day of x-mas, ANet gave to me:

An Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the second day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the third day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the fourth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the fifth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw
On the sixth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the seventh day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the eighth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the ninth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the tenth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the eleventh day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
11 teammates mobbing in AB with me
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the twelfth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me:
12 hundred people looking for party but no monk,
11 teammates mobbing in AB with me
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

Lame... leave.